Thursday, May 27, 2010

Who can resist happy duck stories?

My friend, Mary Jean, passed me this story. It's had a few variations over time, but as you can see from the Snopes' link, the original story is a true one. Happiness!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Raindrops on Roses


and whiskers on kittens... these are a few of my favorite things:

Before you make any online purchase check out Retail Me Not. This is one of the best and easiest sites I've ever used. I have honestly saved countless dollars using this site. Of course, my savings probably serve as nothing more than a deferral on the interest rate from the credit cards that my purchases ultimately go on... but still. It's very worth the extra few seconds and, though I don't use it, they even have a nifty widget (Firefox extension) that will notify you of the potential savings as you visit your shopping site.

Anytime you are feeling down and need a quick smile, visit 1000 Awesome Things. It is, quite simply, filled with awesomeness even though most of it is pretty ordinary stuff. Awesome!

Another money saver that I love is Goldstar. Their slogan is "go out more." Well for me, it's more like "go out at all." They have half price tickets to all sorts of events and that just makes me really, really happy. They send me a weekly email of events and, through that, I've even discovered a couple of really cool things to do that I didn't even know existed.

Which brings me to the Faery Hunt (photo above). I knew nothing of it until Goldstar offered discounts on the event. I was intrigued and the price was so great (thanks Goldstar!). We went and had just so much fun. If you have wee ones it truly is worth your while. It's just pure innocence and fantasy and we all should have more of that in our life - don't you think?

KEC

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Thank you Hasbro

My wee daughter received a Baby Alive for Christmas. A very generous Santa Claus came through as promised and there, on Christmas morning, was the doll she'd coveted for months. It talks, pees AND poos (and that's the really important part here). To my 3 year old? That was the coolest part of it all.

Fast forward to April, just 4 months after Christmas, "Bracelet" is very much loved and nowhere near shoved away in a dark corner. No, this doll is played with just about every day. Yet suddenly, and quite out of the blue, Bracelet lost her appetite and my wee one and her beautiful nanny are dealing with Baby Alive vomit rather than poo. She will no longer swallow her food. Tragedy has fallen.

I pulled out the instruction manual and read what little they provided on 'in case it no longer eats.' I attempted that fix to no avail and then went on Hasbro's site. I found no help there either, so I wrote customer service explaining we'd just purchased the doll at Christmas, had been following all the directions to a tee (the truth) and yet? No eating (and worse, of course, no pooing).

Hasbro wrote back (in and of itself a miracle in this age of poor customer service) and said they no longer made that model nor did they have replacement parts for it. They said they would send us something of equal value instead. I was happily shocked right there, and figured they'd send a lesser model (read: doesn't poo) or a coupon.

Less than a week later FedEx rang the bell and there, on the doorstep, was a brand new Baby Alive. It wasn't the exact same as Bracelet, who is an African-American child, but it was a fully functioning Baby Alive. All is saved in our world.

And Hasbro? They've got a couple of huge fans now.

It's a movie waiting to win an Oscar...

Except it's not. It's real life and, like real life, it's wonderfully joyous and terribly sad, glorious and heart wrenching all at once. And, yes, one could argue that there is an ultimate sadness and terrific (in the literal sense of the word) reality for the family of this young man, but I choose to focus on the generosity of the hearts of the other young men, the faculty and this tremendously tenacious young man:

John Sikorra is living the dream at last

"Now batting, number 15, John Sikorra."

Four years of dreaming into one sentence, uttered over a tiny loudspeaker, above a cramped baseball field, on a busy street where cars rushed past and a moment stood still.

It was a quick breath for the student who announced it, but a lasting prayer for the baseball player who would live it.

On this brilliant Thursday afternoon in West Hills, for the first time this season, senior John Sikorra left the Chaminade High dugout and walked haltingly toward home plate. His father was on his arm. A shining Easton bat and weathered Easton tee were at his side.

Sikorra is blind, but he knew the way. He had spent years dreaming of the way.

The horror of a rare, fatal, neurodegenerative disorder known as Batten disease had taken his sight as a child, and slowly taken many of his cognitive skills since, yet no demon could steal his love of baseball.

Sikorra spent his first three years at Chaminade hoping someone would ask him to join the team. He couldn't swing at a pitched ball, or catch a batted one, but years of listening to Vin Scully and his beloved Dodgers helped him understand the thwack of a bat and the pop of the leather.

He couldn't always communicate, but he could always high-five, and for three years he longed to have someone on the other end of that boyish slap, until last fall he met second-year baseball Coach Frank Mutz at a school retreat.

"I met a kid that loved and lived for baseball," Mutz recalled. "I thought to myself, this is the kind of kid I want on my team."

So Sikorra became an Eagle. He was given a uniform and a locker and joined the team in the dugout for the home games, his father or longtime aide Cody Miller sitting next to him providing play-by-play.

So inspirational was his huge smile, soon he was named captain. So real was his presence, the Eagles won their first 13 games at home when he was there and vaulted to No. 1 in the Southern Section Division 2 rankings.

"He's always smiling -- I mean, always smiling -- and that smile makes us stronger," said senior Ryan Kramer.

How excited was Sikorra? He couldn't really tell his teammates, so he showed them, three times suffering seizures during exciting moments, like when the Eagles scored three runs in the bottom of the seventh and final inning to defeat Corona Centennial.

"There is not supposed to be any connection between excitement and the seizures," said his father, Joe. "But I'm not so sure of that. John really, really loves to be here."

He loves it so much that after one seizure, he took a 45-minute nap on the bullpen mound and returned to the bench to finish the game.

"He never quits, he never stops fighting," said teammate Brando Tessar.

As his functioning has declined, his fight has increased, and his popularity at Chaminade has soared, the blond-haired kid being voted homecoming king and a member of the prom court. In these final days of his organized schooling -- he tells his parents that attending class is becoming too difficult -- there was really only one thing missing.

He was finally part of a team, but he needed a varsity letter to make it real. Yet to earn a varsity letter, he needed to participate in at least one official play.

So for the final regular-season home game against Alemany High, the Mission League championship game, Mutz offered to give up an out so Sikorra could bat.

"He deserved that letter as much anybody," Mutz said. "Giving up that out was the least we could do to get it for him."Those who still believe in the goodness of high school sports can guess what happened next. Randy Thompson, the Alemany coach, refused the offer, saying that if Chaminade gave up an out, his team would also give up an out.

"Some things are bigger than baseball," said Thompson.


Finally, to make it simple, the coaches agreed that Sikorra would simply be the first hitter of the afternoon, batting with Chaminade in the field, then the regular game would begin.


"Now batting, number 15, John Sikorra."


As they approached home plate to a standing ovation, a father whispered to a son.

"Swing away, have fun, do your best," Joe said.


The ball was teed up, Joe stepped away, John stepped in and ... boom.


The kid pounded it, ripped it, hammered it, the solidly hit ball rolling toward third base, and off they ran, father and son, hand in hand, flying around the bases, dancing together from the dugout darkness through the early summer light.


"Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop," Joe repeated.


John didn't. His tongue sticking out of his mouth like Michael Jordan, he crossed home plate amid a tiny stadium overflowing with tears and shouts and love.


Chaminade later lost the actual game, 1-0, but not really.


"Today, both teams won in the game of life," said Lori, John's mother.


Late Thursday night, his fading memory again betraying him, John peppered his mother for a replay.


"How far did I hit it? How far did I run?" he continually asked her, two questions, one answer.


Clear to anyone who witnessed the one career at-bat of the great John Sikorra.


Forever and ever, amen.


bill.plaschke@latimes.com

Top of the day to you!

It seems that we, as Americans... perhaps as humans, are saturated in the bad. Bad news permeates the headlines and drives Internet searches from frantic folks hungry for every last detail. It's all I hear all day. I get interrupted with bad news alerts and natural disaster tragedies and it's all incredibly upsetting. Not to mention that the sheer numbers of all these stories is enough to make me give pause to the Armageddon predictors. So I thought... enough.

Now, I'm sure there are tons of sites and blogs that focus on the good news of the day (and feel free to share them), but because (after all) the world revolves around me, I figured I'll just make one right here. Right now.

Please take no criticism here if you, dear reader, are a bad news junky, I'm doing this for my own benefit honestly. Yet, I do find that I crave to hear the good. I want to hear what good we are doing for each other, what companies and industries are reaching out to honestly help (for no ulterior motive like a tax write-off), what happy events are out there.

My blog name "Faulty Logic ... or not" is thus labeled because I live near a rather significant fault line and while I am sending my deepest respect to its ability to change my life without so much as a how-do-you-do, I am also trying to create a world that might have better things to concentrate on.

(It is also a quiet shout out to my oldest bestie (no I am not calling you old). She will remember.)

KEC