Gonna Party Like it’s !

What is it about New Year's that leaves us weeping over the 'Year in Review' issue of People Magazine we hold in one hand while simultaneously jotting down incredibly optimistic goals for the upcoming year on a notepad in the other? (Or is that just me?)

 

It’s an annual thing for me, this nostalgia and optimism.  I always think it’s gonna’ be great.  I always think I’m going to joyfully ring in midnight and I’m going to march forward creating a well-rounded, self-actualized, perfected version of me.

The reality, however, tends to find me on New Year’s Eve nursing a cocktail and a bruised psyche.  The reality generally finds me all alone as the clock strikes midnight, watching the ball drop and the folks in New York losing their collective minds on time delay, and lovers passionately ringing in the New Year. 

How I get the idea of how great this New Year’s Eve is going to be, I’ll never know.  In all my years I think I’ve had two happy and up-to-expectation experiences on this blurry night.  One was with an ex-then-current boyfriend on a river boat when I hadn’t really broken up with the current-soon-to-be-ex boyfriend back at home.  It was a perfect night despite my conscience nagging at me like Jiminy freaking Cricket the whole time.  The other was a party we hosted up in Palmdale that was planned out to the nines and, even to my party planning standards, was simply the best New Year’s party ever.  Outside of those two instances, though, I can share a litany of pathetic stories of kisses that didn’t happen, and “Happy New Year"s that didn’t get shouted joyfully into the rafters, and 2:00 a.m. runs to rescue drunken friends from the side of the road (you know who you are).

They weren’t ALL bad, mind you.  Over the years Cheyanne and I came up with a tradition to bring in the night together switching between Dick Clark and MTV in our warm, safe home.  Those were fun, silly nights but the first year I broke that tradition began the Curse of the Really Bad New Year’s Eves.  Since then, they have consistently been solo and somewhat sad.  The worst part - always - is having no one to kiss as that stupid disco ball slips down its stripper pole.

One time, in the past 6 years, my wee one actually woke up right at midnight.  I was just about to go off the edge in my misery when she stirred in her sleep.  Funny enough I was writing a journal entry at that exact moment.  Here’s the excerpt from that entry: "Dia woke up – 1 minute to midnight.  I was going to write a 5 year goal and a one year goal, and a ton of New Year’s resolutions, but I think I’ll just snuggle with her and go to bed.  It was nice to give someone a kiss at midnight.  She is … she is what’s so right about everything right now."  She gave me perspective that night and since then I haven’t had such disappointing Eves.  Of course, that was just 2 years ago, so I’ve only tested that out once so far…

Besides the failed celebrations, I can’t forget the failed resolutions.  Every year you can find me right here resolutioning and goaling and planning for the coming year’s New and Improved Best Katie Ever to be exhibited at this year’s Human Show.  (I kind of wish they really had those.  You know – like car shows?  “Here we have the 2013 Katie, a more roomy model than previous years…”)  

Already this year is proving to be no different as I’m struggling to focus on my work (and look – I’m writing this instead) and have a notepad next to me to jot down ideas for what I really want me to do this year: Practice piano, read more, work out more regularly, meditate and manage my stress better.  I have a ton of wishes on what I want to be when I grow up too, but I don’t even want to mention that 5 year goal or even a 1 year goal.  How exactly does one find Prince Charming (no – seriously – the one from "Enchanted"), make a gazillion dollars and become a best-selling author without leaving home? So I’ll concentrate on the more doable things. Check in with me on January 3^rd and see how that’s working out for me…

So ... back to tonight:  Yeah, it’s gonna’ be great.  But this year?  It seriously is going to be great.  Know why?  Because one thing I DID do in 2012 was figure out how to love the ordinary.  I learned that to be truly happy a spectacular fairy-tale world isn’t necessary, a brilliant career isn’t necessary, an exciting adventure isn’t necessary.  I have a blessed ordinary life and that alone, is more than so many.  So tonight I’ll have a sparkling glass of something, find an east coast streaming of that blasted ball and its far more blasted audience, have 12 grapes as the clock strikes midnight ET and give my skinny little girl a big fat kiss.  Then I’ll tuck her in, meditate, practice some piano, do 20 minutes on the rowing machine and then 50 sit ups, 20 push ups and finish up with 3 chapters out of one of the books on my bedstand.  I might even be asleep before midnight our time.

Or not.  I might just get drunk.

Happy 2013 everybody!

Pinkie Promise

“Mama, I’m scared.” She shivers and scoots nervously down on her pillow nestling her body closer to mine.

“It’s OK, my love” I respond, knowing what is coming next. 

“Pinkie promise I’ll wake up in the morning?” 

“I promise, my love.  I promise.” 

This is her nightly routine.  While other kids are tucking themselves in, or enjoying a nightly story and a kiss goodnight, my little girl is begging me to promise that she will live through the night. 

Months ago when this all started I would assure her with a thousand words.  I explained how the doctors would surely know if she were close to death, how she isn’t sick like that, how I will stay right there with her and make sure she’s fine all night.  A thousand words.  Eventually, though, they became repetitive and meaningless.  A simple promise is as close to extinguishing her fears as I can get.

Along with her medical doctors, we have a worry doctor who has given me her stamp of approval for my nightly pinkie promise.  In the adult world we know all too well that I can’t actually promise that.  Recent tragic events prove I can’t even legitimately promise she’ll  come home from school alive, but I view it as a promise in good faith:  With the information I have available to me at this time, I know for certain I can promise that she will make it through the night.  

So my pinkie promise comforts her, albeit for a short 24 hours.  Yet her nightly need for that reassurance haunts me every second of every day. 

I try to reason with myself.  I think I know where this comes from.  She’s lost too much in her 6 years.  In fact, she often will list each person and animal that has passed on.  The worst part is there isn’t a nice simple answer for why they died like I had when I was little.  Back then my experience was that  the only things or people that died were all terribly old.   The death Dia has known has struck the very young, the very old, the sick and the injured and so Dia believes herself vulnerable.  No matter how often I tell her so, she doesn’t have the understanding that she isn’t terminally ill.  To her?  Sick is sick and sick equals dying.   

Any fellow moms out there?  Yeah?  Well, think about  facing your child’s mortality every.single.night.  Humbling?  Hardly.  More like dancing with insanity.

It is so easy to look at Dia and see a healthy child.  I watch her laughing, swimming, running around with her friends, playing, twirling and rough-housing with her brother, riding her bike… she looks typical, normal, healthy.   It is incredibly easy during those times to convince myself that she is absolutely one hundred percent fine.  Sometimes other parents will even point out these moments and comment that “she looks fine now.”  They are right.  She does look fine then, but afterwards she comes home and basically collapses… or the fever hits again … or I get her on the scale and she’s lost weight again… or the brown skin she so proudly wears turns terribly pale and her eyes become sunken and encircled in black.  She pays for every moment she tries to be a normal kid.  She acts and looks sick and then, once again, I know this is for real.  The reality is that she is not, in actuality, a healthy kid.

I hate it.  I can feel the rage building.  I want to destroy it.  But “it” doesn’t have a name.   I need to know what dragon to slay, what demon to exorcise, what ass to kick.  I want to know what is making my child weak and unable to keep up with her friends on the playground.  I want to know what is making my daughter need a bedtime routine that is so absolutely and completely unjustly wrong.  I want whatever is accountable for this to show itself.  Let us face off man-to-man.  Let me know my enemy so I can take it in my bare hands and twist its neck until all life fades from its being.

….sigh…

I have good doctors for Dia.  I really do.  I know they are going through the processes they must to diagnose her.  I understand we have a process of elimination type of situation going on here.  I also thank God and all the angels in heaven that they aren’t just admitting her and running down all the possibilities in one fell swoop.  This particular child would be ruined by that type of treatment.  They are doing right by her.  I know this. 

And she will make it through the night.  I know this too. 

All the same?  I will stay right here next to her and make sure she’s fine.  Just like I promised.   

- kec

Both Sides of the Mouth

Last night in the debate, MITT ROMNEY, in reference to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, SAID:

..."Second, in that line that says, we are endowed by our Creator with our rights -- I believe we must maintain our commitment to religious tolerance and freedom in this country. That statement also says that we are endowed by our Creator with the right to pursue happiness as we choose. I interpret that as, one, making sure that those people who are less fortunate and can’t care for themselves are cared by -- by one another. 

We’re a nation that believes we’re all children of the same God. And we care for those that have difficulties -- those that are elderly and have problems and challenges, those that disabled, we care for them. And we look for discovery and innovation, all these thing desired out of the American heart to provide the pursuit of happiness for our citizens. 

But we also believe in maintaining for individuals the right to pursue their dreams, and not to have the government substitute itself for the rights of free individuals. And what we’re seeing right now is, in my view, a -- a trickle-down government approach which has government thinking it can do a better job than free people pursuing their dreams. And it’s not working."

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So ... let me be clear on this.  Tell me again, Mr. Romney, exactly why you are against gay marriage - politically.  Are not the gay members of our society allowed freedom from religious rhetoric?  Are they not allowed to pursue happiness as they choose?  Are they not the children of the same God?  And I take it that you mean to say that all individuals have the right to pursue their dreams and not have the government substitute itself for the rights of free individuals UNLESS they are gay.  Correct?   

Just checking.

The Importance of a Father

She came to me the other night.  There was a look on her face far too serious for her young years.

“Mommy?” she began.  Immediately I knew something was wrong.  She never calls me ‘mommy.’

“What’s up love?”

“Maybe I’m just tired, but I’m feeling really sad for some reason.”

I sat down with her on the couch and snuggled with her.  “Want to talk to me about it?” I asked.

Dia in Daddy's hat, a long, long time ago

She was quiet for a while.  She just curled into me and let me hold her.  Eventually she talked about some bad dreams she’s been having that are inspired by the water stain in my ceiling (thanks to an old leak in the neighbor’s roof).  She calls it ‘the hole’ and she said she’s beginning to see faces in it and has dreams that a giant snake comes out of it and tries to eat her.  I promised her that first, it’s not a hole and nothing can come in or out of it and, second, that I would call Orlando and have him paint over that as soon as we got back from our trip.  She seemed happy with that and sat quietly again for a minute.

Then she said it.

“Mommy?”  (there’s that name again…)  “I wish I had a dad.”


So there it was.  For six years I’ve been assuring myself and everyone else that our situation is fine.  I’ve been smiling and saying that this is all Dia knows and she’s fine with it.  So rather than pestering her father or reminding him that she’s still here and he probably should visit, I just let it go.  Anyway historically when I’ve called him out short on his parenting, or lack thereof, he gets furious.  Don't misunderstand - even though I’m completely guilty for always wanting to avoid confrontation, I would fight a rabid mountain lion for my kids.  So it wasn't his fury that I wanted to avoid as much as the fact that I just felt this fight wasn’t worth it.  Nothing was going to change. 

But now my little girl tells me that she wants a dad.  Assuring her that she already has one is not only asinine, but also somewhat disrespectful.  That mere fact wasn’t what she meant.  She explained she wanted someone to stay with her if I was gone, not like a nanny, but someone to be with her so I could go to the grocery or the gym without her.  All her friends, she explained, had a mom and a dad. Together. In the same house.

All I could do was sit there, holding her, wishing that for her too.

Oh, I know this isn’t about me, because it so isn’t, but I feel horribly guilty.  Why on earth did I do that to her?  To Tim and Chey too?  Why can’t I just suck it up and stay in a relationship so that my kids can have a normal childhood?  So their hearts don’t cry for someone they should, in all rights, have.  And I don’t just get divorced.  No, that would be under-achieving.  The two dads I picked for my kids wanted so excruciatingly badly to have a life completely different from the one they shared with me and cleave so wholly to their new wives and lives, that they distanced themselves equally as wholly from the kids we had together.

I don't mean to sound like a victim because I'm absolutely not, but I'm not sure that I could say the same for my kids.  They most certainly are victim to my poor choices or at least my inability to tolerate pretty much anything bad in a relationship.  And the worst part is, that unlike ‘the hole’ that I can have Orlando come and paint over, this hole… the dad sized one … well, I can’t make that better.

Prop 8.1.0 - New Release (bug fix)

Assumption #1 – There is no gray area.  Right is right and wrong is wrong.

Assumption #2 – The stance against gay marriage is because being gay is a sin.

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OK.  Let’s say I am gay and have been with the same woman for 20 years now.  We have never cheated on each other.

 

Let's also assume that because God has said my being gay is sinful, I cannot marry my partner.  Marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman and cannot be entered into in a sinful state.  So, the church will not marry us.

Well, that is most definitely the church’s prerogative.  

But while other couples can marry at the court house, or on a cruise ship, or drunk in Vegas I cannot be married at all.  

I have to admit I’m unclear on why this is so, unless the government has agreed that being gay is a bad thing.

Truth of the matter is, the government has accepted many “Christian” laws into its legislation, thereby concurring with the church (in a way).  While keeping the Sabbath (commandment #4) and not taking the Lord’s name in vain (#3) skipped legislation, thou shalt not kill (#6) and thou shalt not steal (#8) made it in.  

And, again, while we don’t practice legislative punishment when we don’t honor our mother and father (#5), I think we can all agree that killing is bad, stealing is bad and we even have laws against falsely accusing people (#9).

No one in their right American mind would publicly admit to breaking commandments 1 or 2 (worshipping more than one god or statues).  And thank God (um…) that we don’t get punished legislatively for envying our neighbor’s stuff (#10).  Talk about overcrowding the prison system.

Yet there’s one commandment – the one wedged between Sacred Rules 6 and 8 – that I haven’t mentioned yet.  That is commandment #7.  Thou shalt not commit adultery.  

Referring back to Assumption #1, it would go to follow that cheating on your spouse is wrong.  I think, socially, most of us feel that is correct.  

Referring back to Assumption #2, the stance against marriage with or by adulterers is because adultery is a sin.  Right?  Oh wait, we don't have that stance.

Now I’m not sure if this is one of the commandments that we let slide a little bit, (like the Sabbath and the mom and dad thing), but I would hate to think that there is a loop hole in there that allows that as long as we cheat on our spouse with someone of the opposite sex and we seek counseling or forgiveness or anyway never get caught by our wife (or husband as the case may be) we are not violating the sacred institution of marriage.  No.  That isn't the case.  I think it’s fair to say that the church still feels strongly on matters of adultery.

The government?  Well, because it’s a private thing, we don’t throw you in jail for it - but there are other punitive consequences – at least in the states that don’t practice no-fault divorces.  In those states the partner that cheated could easily lose their house, perhaps have their bank account wiped out but regardless will bear the brunt of the divorce. 

Therefore I can assume, since the divorce isn’t performed by the church that, in the case of adultery, the government agrees that it’s a punishable sin.

So if both the church and the government agree that this is wrong, then why can adulterers marry?

If you have cheated I propose that your current marriage license gets annulled by the state and you never get to marry again.  I think that’s fair.  You are a sinner.  It’s no longer your right to enter into the institution of marriage.  Kind of like how felons can’t vote in some states. 

So I want to see Prop 8.1.0 on the ballots this November.  It should be a painfully written bill filled with double negatives and confusing text that ultimately adds a new provision to the Declaration of Rights to state constitutions which provides that "only marriage between a loyal man and a faithful woman is valid or recognized.”

I’m Katie Cameron and I approve this message.

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Disclaimer #1 – This is not in direct response to the Chick-fil-A nonsense.  I don’t particularly care about them. Food wise - I have only eaten there once (about 25 years ago now) and I found their food mediocre at best.  I knew they were Prop 8 supporters in 2008 and had I considered their food worth a revisit then, their political stance shooed me away.  Regardless, they are not publicly traded and it’s their right to speak (however ridiculous they sound).

Disclaimer #2 –  (While we are on the subject) I refuse to believe that everyone who supported the restaurant yesterday did so because they wish to discriminate against gay people.  I’m hoping, at least, that there are some Christians who, for whatever reason, feel it necessary to defend Christianity and show their support of a company that waves their Jesus flag openly. 

Disclaimer #3 - I am not gay and I have never had a romantic relationship last 20 years.