Not (even) One More

THIS might be a good start but gun safety, while that sounds reasonable, is not enough.

There was a time - when I had more free time - that I logged such things as accidental gun deaths vs the protection of one's property vs gun-inflicted suicide rates vs defense of one's self vs crazy mother fuckers with a gun. I have folders filled with articles and statistics. I have story after story about accidental shootings of spouses creeping in too late at night, of suicides made far too easy, of school shootings and of toddlers killing their siblings.

I hear the arguments for gun ownership. "No one is going to run off with MY plasma TV"... and I can concede that in 2010, of the almost THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND people killed by a firearm in the U.S., 1% were considered 'legal intervention' (which is primarily by police officers and also only 320 of those 32,000 deaths).

I hear the roar of the 2nd Amendment advocates too. Though I still maintain that our Founding Fathers couldn't even fathom an automatic weapon nor a time when free people would feel the need to be armed against one another, I do appreciate their claim to our Constitutional Right to bear arms.

But this isn't about home invasion or the Constitution. It's simply about collateral damage. How many kids need to be killed exactly to make it resonate that we - the sum of us - can't be trusted?

We have seat belt laws because we can't be counted on to keep ourselves safe without the fear of a traffic ticket. We recall everything from cribs that collapse when your baby's weight limit arguably exceeds any common sense, to bouncy seats because people set them on high counter tops unattended. We protect ourselves from ourselves.

There are people who are too stupid to realize you can't leave an animal in a closed car on a hot day; people who are so dim that they need a warning on their curling iron stating not to use it while they are in the tub; people who are so ignorant that they have to be told that their hot coffee is, in fact, hot and might burn them if they don't give it a second.... Well, we give those same exact people guns and expect them to behave reasonably and responsibly.

In 2001, we were devastated by the loss of 2,977 people in the attacks on 9/11. That same year at least 2,926 children died from gun related deaths. CHILDREN. Yet we avenge only one of these atrocities. We proudly wage the war against terrorism to avenge a single day, yet we sit idly while every year we lose thousands of our children right here in our homes IN OUR HOMES.

Why? Because we don't want to get into politics? Because we're scared we'll sound weak or vulnerable? Or worse? That we will be weak or vulnerable? Well let me tell you something. I don't own a gun. I never will. But if anyone ever tries to hurt one of my kids, they will be met with a rage so fearsome that no gun - no force for that matter - would stop it. That's why I write this. I don't want an innocent play date to end up tragically. I'm not going to let my kids get hurt. I, for one, am standing up and saying: NO MORE. Not even one more.

-kec

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I have read tons of articles like THIS

and this- In terms of accidental fatalities, American children younger than 15 are nine times more likely to die by a gun accident than those in the rest of the developed world.
 
and this - Accidental gun deaths are under-counted

But don't listen to just me - look for yourself. Don't rely on FOX or the NRA, or even Everytown.org. They all have their bend. So just look at the numbers - look on the CDC, state records, hospital stats. And if you find yourself in silent agreement, please stand with me and start speaking up. I don't want those numbers to grow larger. Not even by one.

The Mommy Drones Strike Again

Oh Love and Logic, how I love to hate you.  

Here is the latest helpful advice from our favorite clueless self-help guru (my comments in red): 

 

Mom, will you drive me over to school so I can practice with the cheerleader squad?"

 

"Maybe, Susie. Did you get your household contributions finished already?"

I am sorry. My what? My household contributions? What is that?... tithing? Speak English for God's sake. Or Spanish. Or Sane. Yeah, sane would be good here. 
 

"Well, I thought I'd do them tonight after I get home."

"That sounds great, except that our agreement was that they are supposed to be done before you leave the house."

If you don't like her answer, Mom, why did you open with "That sounds great"? I am picturing you delivering this line with that special head-tilted, wide-eyed, sweet-voiced weirdness that only truly repressed people can really nail.   

"But, Mom, that is so lame. None of my friends have to do stuff like that!"

"I'm sure that's true, Susie, and what did I say?"

Um... As a fellow 'adult' I'm not even sure what you said. It's pretty much clicks and whistles. So I don't know how Susie would be able to follow your insanity thinking. She's not even old enough to drive for Pete's sake. 

"Well, I'll just call Vera. Her mom will drive both of us to practice. I'm going anyway and you can just forget those jobs 'cause I've just about had it with being a slave around here!"

"That's a possibility, Susie. Are you telling me that you're just going to leave those jobs for me to take care of like you did last month?"    
What the... Are you some sort of robot, Mom? Or an alien? Seriously, Susie just threw DOWN with that one and all you got is"That's a possibility?" You disappoint me, Mom. Surely you can do better than that.

"Oh, fine! Just fine, Mom! Can't you just lighten up? The last time you took care of it, I got a $40 bill from the Merry Maids. It took most of my savings. I don't know why you have to make such a big deal about chores. I get good grades! Isn't that enough? Geez!"
Seriously, Mom, you DO kind of suck. If $40 wiped out her savings, you aren't throwing many bones here.  My cat has more in his savings than that. 

"Well, Susie, I guess that if I were your age which I never have been since I was created in a lab in a mad scientist's castle, I'd have a hard time understanding why everyone should do their share of the work. It will probably be a lot easier to understand someday when you have a family of your own. If you don't figure it out by then, I'll give it another try."

Wait. Did that make sense to anyone else out there? What does she mean by "if you don't figure it out by then, I'll give it another try"? Is she planning to show up at grown-up Susie's place once she's married with children? I can only imagine that opening: "Hi, Susie. I'm sure you remember our conversation when you were 14 and wanted a ride to cheer practice. Now let's get to those household contributions!" 

"Does that mean you're not going to take me?"
Yeah, Mom, are you sure you aren't just milking this for a visit from Merry Maids? I think you are totally working this so Vera's mom will drive Susie and you can kick back with a girly umbrella drink and a couple of Vicodin.

"No, Susie, I'll be glad to give you a ride just as soon as the jobs are done. Let me know when that is and I'll jump right to it. See you later, sweetie. Right now I have a date with my medicine cabinet."
 

Note: This discussion is bound to come up before long. (I wouldn't put any real money on that...) You might want to keep this handy. (For easy access, Mom, keep it with your copy of "The Guide to Understanding Men: If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs"*) You may find a need to say, "I'm not sure how to react to what you are asking. Give me a few minutes, and I'll get right back to you." This will give you time to race to the nightstand for a quick reminder, a shot of  Baileys and a Xanax.

 *This is a real book.

You know what? I'm leaving you without a closing remark. I am aware that this is shirking my responsibilities and someone somewhere is surely to suffer an energy drain because of this. I accept that possibility and the totally unreasonable consequences that may follow. 

Redemption Lost

Where do I begin?

This week I learned of the death of one of my classmates.  I can't refer to her as a 'friend' because I never was her friend.  Not because she wasn't open to that, but because I was a bitch.

A couple of years ago I wrote this: Joke of the Week  If you don't want to read it, the cliff note version is that I was awful to some kids in Jr. High School.  I used to write a gossipy newspaper-ish thing and in it would include my Joke of the Week.  Sometimes that Joke was simply someone else's name.  And once it was hers: Kimberly Murphy. 

And now she's gone. 

I saw her on Facebook a few years back and I could have friended her, but I didn't.  I spent much more time deliberating over this than anyone possibly ever should of.  I mean, it's Facebook for God's sake.  But I did deliberate because I felt so hypocritical and guilty for how I had treated her. Even though I didn't perpetually torment her, I did find moments where I could sneak in a quick barb behind her back to ensue laughs from the other kids.  I was totally prostituting myself for the attention at her expense.  Now, some 30 years later, I'm going to emerge from a past long forgotten and say "hey! how's it going! remember me?" No, that felt all types of wrong.

You see I wasn't a mean kid.  Not at my core.  I was actually a super sweet kid.  In elementary school there wasn't an underdog I didn't stand up for.  I raised money for kids in Haiti - door to door like a salesman.  I organized a neighborhood litter clean up.  I captured injured birds and animals and brought them home to nurse back to health.  I physically hurt when I'd witness someone else enduring emotional pain and I stood up to my grandmother when she spouted off some racist remark.  I was a nice kid.  I wasn't religious, but I loved Jesus so much - just from his turn the other cheek and love one another messages.  I identified with all the lovable underdogs in every movie and every show I saw.  I believed in hope and magic and my favorite shows were Lassie and Little House on the Prairie.  I was a nice kid.

So what happened? 

I can't blame my family, other kids... I can't blame anybody really.  Just know that I was too sensitive to endure the taunting I received.  I wasn't brave enough to face the criticism from my peers.  I wanted approval, to fit in, to be part of a crowd that seemed to walk on socially acceptable water.  I was pretty, though I didn't know it, but not pretty enough anyway.  I didn't have the body, the cool clothes, the athleticism to reach the status I was trying to achieve.  I found, by accident, that what the kids did like was catty humor.  So that's what I went with at the expense of the real me.

You'd think all that would fade into some 'no regrets' history and my adult self would just get on with things, but this 'friending' of Kimberly weighed on my mind from time to time.  I thought I should reach out to her.  She's human for heaven's sake, she's probably lovely and interesting.  But where to start?

How about an apology?!  I came so close to doing it that I literally just checked my history to see if I'd actually ever sent that. I hadn't.  Now I remember!  I thought hard about this one too.  Should I tell her I was such an asshat and it was inexcusable and she never did anything wrong or mean or deserving of even one unkind word?  The angel on my shoulder said I should send it.  I should let her know that I consider her now, even though I did not do that then, and that I am ashamed of my behavior and that she was always nothing less than sweet to me.  Maybe I'd tell her I would like to get to know her now.  .... but I didn't send that.  The social director on my other shoulder suggested she might not have even known I was awful to her and that confessing my sins would only result in hurt feelings that she hadn't already experienced.  I'd like to say now that the Social Director won out in the end, but in truth I have a feeling my decision was made by less noble influences.  Shame most likely.

For you, Kim.

And now she's gone.


I pray she had a happy life.  I pray she knew love.  I pray her family is blessed with memories so dear they somehow diminish the pain of her loss.  And I pray that the next time I feel like I might want to say something - I'm sorry, or I love you, or just to tell someone I like their shoes or the way they smile or that they are just wonderful - I won't think twice.

kec